1: "Don't you dare teabag that corpse!"
2: "What is this, amateur night at the gay rodeo?!"
3: "Oh yeah? Well maybe that's the sound that a pirate makes when he takes off his pants. YARRRRR!"

i'm up late writing wedding vows.

it's harder than it looks.

Today is Rob's and my two-year anniversary. i cannot begin to describe the mushy, sentimental joy this brings to my misanthropic little heart. i fairly glow ( Read more... )

Being the Horribly Negligent Monster that i am, i forgot to make it known that i am Officially Off The Market.

That's right, ladies. Shave your heads in mourning!

Rob (lost_in_my_room) and i have been engaged since June 24th. We won't actually tie the proverbial knot until i finish my degree, but our intentions have been made known ( Read more... )